Goodballoon's paunch

Well, it's finally arrived! The day we've all been waiting for! Happy Ascension Day everybody!

3 things that are definitely funny:

1. Avid Merrion (not an idea-free ginger cock-end)
2. Lenny Henry (news that his current series will be his last sketch show moves me to deep, deep tears)
3. Johnny Vegas (he is brilliant at shouting)

I don't have time for any more today, I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint you both but I've got loads of votes to get in the post and the Post Office shuts soon.

Seeing dandruff!

# posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 3:51 PM