Goodballoon's paunch

I read quote today from the "divine" Bette Midler. She said "When it's three O'Clock in New York, it's 1938 in London". Well here's a twist on it: "When it's three O'Clock in New York, Bette Midler's a flap-fannied, saddled-bag titted gob-shite of the most unimaginable proportions". Catchy, eh? I remember when she first tried to sell me heroin back in 1973; she was working the hotels of Sunset Boulevard in those days and had just finished a shift on top of Warren Beatty's dalmation, Skipper. I, of course, turned the little trick-pony down but she insisted until I took her product. She showed me her cock too.