Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Cankers.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing and I've got a bloody ton of it. Here's a few facts:
- When Ronald Reagan entered the Oval Office after being sworn-in as President of the United States his first action was to deny AIDS existed for ten years.
- Black people are heavier than white people hence the lack of an Zambian Olympic swimming champion and the huge amount of African-American dead in New Orleans.
- Chinese people breath half as much as Westerners. They like being smuggled in cargo containers.
- Cancer comes from God. So does eggs, trousers, Jesus, Axminster carpet and Data from Star Trek. Muslims don't.
- That neckache that you've got will never, ever go away.
- If you get stung by a bee then it probably hates you.
- High levels of tea consumption lead to paedophillic tendencies. As did bad punctuations adn spelling.
- When Ronald Reagan entered the Oval Office after being sworn-in as President of the United States his first action was to deny AIDS existed for ten years.
- Black people are heavier than white people hence the lack of an Zambian Olympic swimming champion and the huge amount of African-American dead in New Orleans.
- Chinese people breath half as much as Westerners. They like being smuggled in cargo containers.
- Cancer comes from God. So does eggs, trousers, Jesus, Axminster carpet and Data from Star Trek. Muslims don't.
- That neckache that you've got will never, ever go away.
- If you get stung by a bee then it probably hates you.
- High levels of tea consumption lead to paedophillic tendencies. As did bad punctuations adn spelling.
