Saturday, January 21, 2006

 

Harpoon

The National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States (also known as the 9-11 Commission) is an independent, bipartisan commission created by congressional legislation under the signature of President George W. Bush in late 2002. What follows are the minutes from a hearing held in March 2004:

NATIONAL COMMISSION ON TERRORIST ATTACKS UPON THE UNITED STATES
Ninth Public Hearing
Monday, March 29, 2004

Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, DC

CHAIRED BY: THOMAS H. KEAN

WITNESS: JASPER GOODBALLOON, BROADCASTER FOR AL-ZAQUAARI TELEVISION, QATAR CHAIR: THOMAS H. KEAN; VICE CHAIR: LEE H. HAMILTON

ROOM 216 HART SENATE OFFICE BUILDING, WASHINGTON, D.C.
9:03 A.M. EDT, MONDAY, MARCH 29, 2004

MR KEAN: Good morning. Mr. Goodballoon, we bid you a most cordial welcome to the Commission.

MR GOODBALLOON: Yes.

MR KEAN: I'm sorry, Sir?

MR GOODBALLOON: Thank you. What?

MR KEAN: Mr Goodballoon, I have asked you here this morning to ask you about only one aspect of the events of September 11 or rather, more accurately, September 10.

MR GOODBALLOON: Yes. I'm afraid I don't have my diary with me.

MR KEAN: Your diary, Sir?

MR GOODBALLOON: My diary. You are asking me to remember some events from, what, ten years ago?

MR KEAN: I'm asking you about the events of September 11, 2001.

MR GOODBALLOON: And you expect me to remember what I was doing?

MR KEAN: I could remind you if you'd like.

MR GOODBALLOON: Would you, love?

MR KEAN: Sir, during the period of time during which the momentous events of September 11 occured you were working from a Qatar based television station as a presenter.

MR GOODBALLOON: Oh, right.

MR KEAN: Would you like to tell us how you came to work at this broadcaster?

MR GOODBALLOON: I'd run into a little bother in Britain and felt I was not being fully appreciated in my home country. I was made an offer in one of the desert states... I can't remember which one.

MR KEAN: Qatar.

MR GOODBALLOON: Hmmmm?

MR KEAN: Qatar, Sir.

MR GOODBALLOON: Oh yes. Anyway I took the rupee, or whatever the tans pay you in until I had had enough. I think I worked there for three weeks.

MR KEAN: Yes, and it was during these three weeks that you were to report on the September 11 attacks.

MR GOODBALLOON: That's right.

MR KEAN: It is this part that is most interesting to me, Mr Goodballoon. You reported on the attack on the World Trade Centre.

MR GOODBALLOON: Yes.

MR KEAN: You were one of the first broadcasters to announce the attack?

MR GOODBALLOON: The very first, Sir.

MR KEAN: Indeed. In fact, is it not the case that you announced the commencement of the attack a full thirteen hours before they actually occured?

MR GOODBALLOON: That is right. There was a mix up with time-zones. My fault entirely. Donald was so angry.

MR KEAN: Donald?

MR GOODBALLOON: Rummy. Rumsfeld. He was livid. Told me I'd let the cat out of the bag. Made golf very frosty for a few weeks.

MR KEAN: Mr Goodballoon, are you alleging that Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld had some prior knowledge of the events of September 11?

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