Monday, August 21, 2006
Opportunities in TV
Are you a male aged between 18-27?
Do you have fundamentalist religious views that put you at odds with your contemporaries?
Do you feel alientated by the decadence of western society and wish death upon your Zionist oppressors?
If the answer to these questions is 'yes' then Endemol and Channel 4 are looking for you. We needs six young jihadists who are willing to undergo six weeks of rigorous training at our 'terror camp' before facing your final and ultimate test out on the public transportation system of a major city. If you think you have what it takes to complete 'Martyr School' then contact us immediately.
Paradise, and the destruction of the western imperialists, is just a phonecall away.
Do you have fundamentalist religious views that put you at odds with your contemporaries?
Do you feel alientated by the decadence of western society and wish death upon your Zionist oppressors?
If the answer to these questions is 'yes' then Endemol and Channel 4 are looking for you. We needs six young jihadists who are willing to undergo six weeks of rigorous training at our 'terror camp' before facing your final and ultimate test out on the public transportation system of a major city. If you think you have what it takes to complete 'Martyr School' then contact us immediately.
Paradise, and the destruction of the western imperialists, is just a phonecall away.
