Goodballoon's paunch

Good news! I have just heard from an associate in Paris that my new fragrance is about to go into production. 'Goodballoon by Goodballoon' is a scent created by myself and Beau to appeal to the latent heterosexual in all of us. Using extract of beech, beach, legume, ragwort, quidditch, rosehip and jus de taint we have mixed, stirred, swilled and sniffed our cotton socks off to create something that reflects my own particular brand of success, class, bigotry, wealth and excessive consumption. 'Goodballoon by Goodballoon' will be available in all good department stores and selected branches of Pets At Home.