Friday, January 26, 2007

 

Bleeble

If I'd known then what I know now I might have paid more attention to Rod Stewart.

A Creme Egg omelette is not quite as creamy as one would expect.

There's nowt so queer as gay folk.

Boredom is the brain's way of letting you know that it's bored.

According to Wet, Wet, Wet "The saddest thing I've ever seen on my TV screen, Was a dying man who died for his dream". The saddest thing I've ever seen on my TV screen was Wet, Wet, Wet.

By making you buy the Daily Mail, God is telling you that it's time to die. Painfully.



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