Goodballoon's paunch

It is Winter time,
Snow,ice and rain lash Britain,
Trains don't run on time.

My prostate is large,
It halts my urination,
And disturbs my sleep.

A blow-job is fun,
But can be a risky thing,
If you wear dentures.

I am an old man,
My eyes are weak and feeble,
But I still like tits.

Evil infidels,
Shall be beheaded he says,
On you tube dot com.

I'm a pretentious
And wanky middle-class prick,
But I'm also bored.