Goodballoon's paunch

Some lovely doggy-woggies that sniffed out the nasty bombs on July 7th are to be given special doggy medals for being big brave boys. Aren't you? Aren't you? Yeeeeeessssss...

Ahem. Other things to be honoured during the ceremony:

- Nelson of Nelson's column
- The carriage that exploded at Russell Square
- The dead Thames whale
- Roy Orbison's sunglasses
- Kylie Minogue
- A police breathalyser
- Einstein's chalk and blackboard
- Tower One of the World Trade Center

All fine and deserving recipients, I'm sure you'll agree.